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Tablature

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Intro :
[D][F#m][Em][A7] (arpeggios)

(Spoken: This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely)


1st verse :
D                 F#m
 You don't always have to fuck her hard
   Em                        A 
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
D                    F#m
 Sometimes you gotta make some love
Em                          A
 And fuckin give her some smooches too


Pre-chorus :
Bm                    G
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Bm                       G
Sometimes you got to say please
D                        Ax
Sometimes you got to say hey


Chorus:
          D        F#m
I'm gonna fuck you softly
Em                  A
I'm gonna screw you gently
          D        F#m
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
          Em          A
I'm gonna ball you discretely


Bridge:
Bm                 G
 And then you say "hey I brought you flowers"
D                  A
 And then you say "Wait a minute sally"
Bm             G  
 I think I got something in my teeth 
          Em                 A
Could you get it out for me? That's fuckin' Teamwork!


2nd verse :
D                       F#m
 What's your favorite posish?
Em                              A                           D
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
                     F#m
What's your favorite dish?
              Em                             A
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar


Pre-chorus:
    Bm                         G
And then I'm gonna love you completely
    D                          A
And then I'll fucking fuck you discretely
    Bm                           G
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely
    D>PM
But then...


Outro :
          Em    A   C    G    D> let ring    (D)
I'm gonna fuck you hard____________
A#   C       D>let ring
Hard___________

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